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(CNN) NEW YORK CITY, New York - What started as a night of lighthearted fun with vodka and tiramisu and 7 pounds of shrimp for actor James Gandolfini has turned into a nightmare for the Sopranos actor, as Andrew Cuomo, older brother of Adam Friendland Show guest Chris Cuomo, burst into the private dinner rail car Gandolfini was enjoying his meal in with a loaded automatic weapon.

"The Skorpion in Black Ops is bad ass, that's why I used it" Responded Cuomo when asked why he was holding Gandolfini at gun point. "Oh, you meant the hostage thing. I have 2 demands: I want the Office of Mayor of the greatest city in the world, and I need a long legged young intern with feet to match" Cuomo then bashed the head of the mafia Soprano crime family in the head with butt of his rifle, stating "I will put a bullet in this pasta fizolis body every hour my demands aren't met". Gandolfini, in a video to prove he was still alive that was sent to the family, reportedly asked for a safe way to resolve the situation and a refill of his shrimp cocktail.

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