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[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 80 points 11 months ago

Fake, there's no way the sysadmin wouldn't throw the HR rep who signed the policy under the bus (without some CYA documentation prior).

[-] aloso@programming.dev 90 points 11 months ago

Oh, didn't the domain somesoftwarecorp.com give it away?

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 32 points 11 months ago

Do I really need to put /s on my top comment..

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

something something poes law

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago
[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 11 months ago

CEO gets "randomly assigned" the name of a ww2 German politician... 💀

[-] olympicyes@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

FirstInitial LastName is common format. I knew someone named Aaron Ryan who got stuck with the email address “aryan@company.com”.

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

Just one dot dividing the name would make it a lot better

[-] joby@programming.dev -1 points 11 months ago

Thankfully, a.ryan@example.com and aryan@example.com should be delivered to the same inbox.

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 36 points 11 months ago

There is no requirement to do so, although GMail's adoption of this non-standard seems to have popularized the practice.

[-] joby@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

I stand corrected. I haven't used anything other than proton mail in a while and it works there. I thought it was part of the standard

[-] PoorlyWrittenPapyrus@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hilbert Tlerston never stood a chance

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And that poor receptionist, Penelope Nisbet

[-] samus7070@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

A place I worked at actually did this to a person named Diane Cupps.

[-] Matthew@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Bumblefumble@beehaw.org 11 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the famous Nazi leader Hidler.

[-] abclop99@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago

It would be “hiler”

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

Adam Olfano? What about him?

[-] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 32 points 11 months ago

Even if this is a joke, this is a great example of something that happens all the time: people avoiding responsibility by blaming some chunk of software. The electronic equivalent of "No, sir! I didn't kill that person. The butter knife did it!"

[-] om1k@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Please believe me lol

[-] vaxpy@mujico.org 15 points 11 months ago
[-] lazyvar@programming.dev 41 points 11 months ago

You don’t know Some Software Corp and their world famous website somesoftwarecorp.com?

[-] Maudfer@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Of course it didn't happen, it's a joke lol

[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Please believe me sounds like I don't know how to manually set emails. No way it cannot be done.

[-] KaladinStormblessed@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago
[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Damn, I didn't notice that.

[-] aloso@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago

I guess it cannot be done if their IT infrastructure was not designed with that use case in mind. Although I'm not familiar with human resource management software, I don't find this hard to believe at all.

Also, you'll understand what Biron Tchaikovsky meant with "Please believe me" when you look at their email address. They already tried to do it, and probably complained many times before giving up.

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

The place I work at does something like this, and there was actually quite a bit of trouble when a second person with the same abbreviation joined. The responsible guy seriously suggested fireing the new guy because the policies didn't account for duplications.

[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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