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Visions In My Head (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... I got brain damage reading this

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago

This text is a stroke sim

[–] NinjaFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 month ago

Yep. This wins the community

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago

Yep. I'm sure your company will bring world peace. And the end of Islam.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I have seen Markov chains that come up with more coherent text

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 11 points 1 month ago

Gen X: The lead poisoned generation

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's he on?

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

He's a recruiter working in tech... so a combination of ego, too much hair gel, cheap aftershave, and exorbitant monthly car payments

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Capitalism with a smidge of Marketing

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

He surely got more than the visions in his head… got the voices too

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Least schizophrenic ~~4chan~~ ~~lemmy~~ ~~tor~~ ~~i2p~~ LinkedIn user

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mate honestly, every time I open LinkedIn there's some absolute nonsense going on. I swear it's become so much more political lately too

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I've been unemployed the last six months so I've been on that hellhole daily, looking for openings. You're right, it's definitely more political now than in January.

[–] idriss@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

The story is Palestinians being genocided by Israel/US. Then Israel launch an unprovoked attack (just like they did for the past 80 years). And somehow Muslims/Islam are the problem lol

Such a weird psyop narrative, at least make it kinda believable.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

And I guarantee that one like is from himself.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder if they know what a Muslim actually is.