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[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... I got brain damage reading this

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

This text is a stroke sim

[–] NinjaFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 weeks ago

Yep. This wins the community

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago

Yep. I'm sure your company will bring world peace. And the end of Islam.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I have seen Markov chains that come up with more coherent text

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Gen X: The lead poisoned generation

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

He's a recruiter working in tech... so a combination of ego, too much hair gel, cheap aftershave, and exorbitant monthly car payments

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Capitalism with a smidge of Marketing

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

He surely got more than the visions in his head… got the voices too

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Least schizophrenic ~~4chan~~ ~~lemmy~~ ~~tor~~ ~~i2p~~ LinkedIn user

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mate honestly, every time I open LinkedIn there's some absolute nonsense going on. I swear it's become so much more political lately too

I've been unemployed the last six months so I've been on that hellhole daily, looking for openings. You're right, it's definitely more political now than in January.

[–] idriss@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

The story is Palestinians being genocided by Israel/US. Then Israel launch an unprovoked attack (just like they did for the past 80 years). And somehow Muslims/Islam are the problem lol

Such a weird psyop narrative, at least make it kinda believable.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

And I guarantee that one like is from himself.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

I wonder if they know what a Muslim actually is.