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He was a great ruler.

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[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

30cm in normal units

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

But many peasants were crushed beneath his foot.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

That’s an average ruler.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

For any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.

[-] pizza_is_yum@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Our king is a benevolent liter.

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Imperial joke, nice

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If he is particularly good at making cheese shavings, its a grate ruler

[-] naticus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Would have made a better footman.

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023

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