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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The move here is to stutter the start of the joke and repeat it in case they didn’t hear right?

[–] moipe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah and start over as many times as you need until you are sure they both heard it and understood it.

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

My spoon is too big....

My spoon is too big....

My spoon is too big....

[–] 7355608@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I am a Banana.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

For the love of God and all that is holy, My Anus Is Bleeding!!!!