If I could hold down a button to clean my shower you bet your ass I would.
The lack of a sparkle and a ding when you finish cleaning something is a major mark against real life cleaning, as well.
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Real life also has to much frustrating detail Like, are you realy ever done with cleaning? Not to mention the sweating and wet hands mechanics, yuck!
I like making surfaces in my home shiny, like my microwave or shower. Would you find a sense of accomplishment cleaning something small like your sink and admiring it? Sometimes I like the squeaky sounds when I scrub a surface... Kind of soothing.
I find if I just focus on a little part at a time, the task seems less daunting and it makes it easier to get started.
It takes ages to clean, it hurts, and I'm sure not gaining xp for it!
As is the lack of the shower cleaning itself and getting rid of the tiny bits that you missed along the way when you're basically done.
Get you a clicker or dinger or whatever and do it yourself. Works for dogs. 🤣
me cleaning at work* or a friend's: 😁🧹🧽🧼🫧
my own apartment: 💀😭🤮😫
*only when I'm supposed to be doing something else tho
But when you do your own powerwashing you get to do this…
As an aside, I’ve heard an internet rumor that if you spray paint a dong beside a pot hole, the city will come fill it (correctly) much faster.
This was in the UK, the artist was coined as Wanksy
https://themanc.com/art-and-culture/manchester-graffiti-artist-wanksy-penis-drawings-potholes/
good fucking god.
you powerwashed..... in open toed, flesh exposed shoes???? you must have balls of fucking steel, and really good health insurance.... jeansus fucking chrysler that shit is scary
What? I jet wash in my open toed shoes and don’t see the issue. I’m jet washing the floor and nowhere near my feet.
i have always been taught that its better to he safe with pressure... anything.
if you want nightmare fuel, (to be extremely clear, this is gore, and very much not safe for work; assuming you're not working at an ER, or hospital). search up "Degloved hand" or "Degloved foot". those images are why I wear steel toed boots with pressure washers, and thick kevlar gloves when working on high pressure water lines. I do not want to lose a toe, or a finger, ever.
Ok. That was nightmare fuel, especially since I’m recovering from a fasciectomy on my pinky.
I’ll not be wearing open toed shoes again, thanks friend.
glad to help another dude stay safe :)
I remember when Jimmy Fallon got his wedding ring caught on a table and de-gloved his finger (ring avulsion). I figured I knew what that meant but googled it anyways. Do NOT google that! I’m not squeamish but that made my backside pucker a little.
In general I totally agree… well if it were a real power washer, yeah. But it’s electric for one, and two we don’t have a large amount of flow available so it’s safe with the larger nozzles. Now I wouldn’t put the 0° nozzle on it and point it at my toe, that would be bad.
I have finally achieved the status in life where I can afford to pay someone to clean once a week, which I am very excited to start doing!!!!
Crime scene cleaner if you haven’t played that one.
Really cool one, somehow its very relaxing even tho you are cleaning up someone's blood from the ceiling
Cleaning blood from the swimming pools after draining them was a bit bizarre but overall great game.
Work Simulator lets me live my fantasy of being in Clerks.
Okay, but are you even supposed to be here today?
Me cleaning my house makes me sweaty, dirty, and tired; not to mention it makes me have to put out my trash more often. Me playing a simulator allows me to be comfortable and not exert myself.
Habbitica
Me finding Power Wash Simulator on GamePass a week after starting Adderall
Meanwhile my wife yelling at me to power wash the deck and my only retort is "uhh water ban".
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