Gosh darn it, if only she had a Pepsi right there.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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Clearly they invaded California for their strategic reserve of almonds. I wish that was more of a joke than it is given how many places we've actually messed with for the sake of some random luxury produce.
Chiquita Banana says hi.
Watch out Mexico. These avocado toasts don't grow on trees, ya'know.
Now avocados are controlled by the cartels. 🙄
I'm over the world police bs. Cause just like at home, the police do nothing good.
Nope, same old same old.
Look at a map of LA
Now look at a map of the grimes oil field.
The Bell Riots are about a year late. :(
Oh jeez I knew I was forgetting something.
Sadly WW3 is scheduled for right after so hopefully some humans are left to greet the Vulcans
Makes me wonder if April 5, 2063 is still the date of the fly by. Could we be off by a year?
And a few miles south.
I will admit that I did not have "start of the American civil war" On my 2025 Bingo card. I thought it was a couple more years away.
Technically it started as late as 2020, and as early as 2014.
I maintain it never fully stopped and Sherman didn’t burn far enough.
I based my prediction on the official start of the civil war, would be when the military got involved.
This photo is from 2020
It's also a matter of forced perspective. The armed dude is aiming far away from the woman.
there's beaucoups of oil in the Usa
In LA even. Don't remember where I read it, but did read an article that there are tones of oil dereks in LA, but they all have a facade on the outside to make it look like a normal building.
The La Brea tar pits are a type of hydrocarbon after all.
Yeah California and Texas actually have the oil industry behind all their bullshit posturing about economic ideologies.
Photo challenge:
They say history doesn't exactly repeat itself, but it damn sure seems to rhyme a hell of a lot of the time.
In 2077 they voted America the worst place to live in America
Cyberpunking intensifies.
Congratulations, masked, armed coward; you are now officially a state-sponsored terrorist.
And why did America invade America? Because America intends to get rich off of America's oil.
"Drill, Baby, Drill" - Trump
Los angeles is literally sitting atop one of the biggest oil fields in the country.
Better than invading other countries, I guess. Keeps the shitfuckery local.
Caeser has already crossed the Rubicon.
Been looking forward to a new Civil War
It's about time somebody did something about those dammed Americans who ruined America