i'm a grown man but i'll take the witch or wife job
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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The bookstore isn't really haunted or cursed. There's just a dice maker living in the chimney space and all the businesses that used to operate there just weren't good at what they did and went belly-up.
What is that from? It's in the back of my mind
Disco Elysium. Brilliant game.
I would dare say it is the best written video game of all time.
I would dare say you are right
I'll come haunt that bookshop for a nominal fee :D
“Ghost wanted for full time haunting. Chains provided. NO POLTERGEISTS.”
I'd love to be a forest witch but the public transport may have less options.
Haunted bookshop sounds good too, but that might involve dealing with customers and I'm not suited for that.
Not many customers needed, if the bookshop is just a money laundering scheme of the ghost who haunts it.
Aziraphale?
100% deep woods druid 😏
Dress for the job you want!
Hot librarian who read something she shouldn't have and is now the hidden-in-frame antagonist for your 'call of cthulu' campaign? ±hot
If I wasn't stupidly allergic I would live day and night in a room full of books, may it be the library, the book store or a garage filled with em.
I'm like a book-moth (eurk actually, I hate moths), a book vampire where the books are in sunlight.
Haunted GameStop.
Do the rich vampire wife thing, i bet that would fix allergies.
Can I be the rich wife’s vampire? She can be poor but I really want to be her hot vampire wife.
Oh, that's hard. Haunted Bookshop owner I think. Get to read books all the time, and talk with people from different times and places. Bring spirits comfort, share stories, etc. I'd want a book club as well, for the spirits and the living. And it would be like a little hole in the wall, a blink and you'll miss it kind of door but inside it'll be lovely.
I'd want it to attract people in trouble. Running from someone or something, you'll find yourself at my shop, with the perfect book. Maybe even get advice from someone who's been in your shoes before.