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[–] Mikina@programming.dev 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This furniture is actually a sex furniture. At least it's marketed as such locally, exactly the same shape, and pretty popular at local fetish/BDSM events.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What positions can you do on it, that are comfortable for both parties? Or is it meant for less comfortable stuff only?

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Link to illustrations (hopefully the spoiler tag keeps apps from embedding) - >!https://www.sextoydistributing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/20/ag830-1_540x540.png!<

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

#9: Stand and deliver

Dude is totally fucking her knees.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

The artist really gave up early. Some of the positions just look superimposed over the chair.

[–] termaxima@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

More importantly, the chair isn’t even part of that illustration 😅

Who are we to judge

♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I'll only call you after if you say I can ♪

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

BOOTY WORSHIP 🙏

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah first though when I looked at this was "wait isn't this literally the sex couch ?"

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like AutoCAD. You can program coordinates to define the drawing in a lot of ways. I only ever used it for 2D drawings but did employ its coordinate system to speed up the process. I'm guessing a real power user could program some interesting models with it.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh that's fair, never would have guessed myself

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is CAD software, and not something like blender right? So they are gonna physically make that chair, and not use it for an 18+ video game?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You can still get usable assets from cad software - I used to be big into mods, and I'd usually start any object models by throwing it together in Inventor then porting it to blender for the texture/UV/rigging/etc part. It's not super efficient, thats for sure, but if you think better in breps than polygons (like me) it was a good workaround for having to learn new skills...

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

@cm0002@lemmy.world Why don't you crosspost when copying posts?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Now I look stupid. Thanks! And sorry!

What app are you using? Not even the official interface is showing that info.

Edit: It does show on lemmy.world. Time to update my instance. Maybe its a new feature I overlooked.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lotharmatthaeus@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is lemmynsfw always that much down?

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 1 points 16 hours ago

TBH, I don't visit enough to know.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The design is very human.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It looks like they imported an isometric view into 2D space

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

That's a miniature sofa.