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[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 23 hours ago

that's not a "street gang" it's called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Which board are these short stories usually on?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There's no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

[–] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 8 points 22 hours ago

Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We can't tell you because then you'll go there and we can't have that on our conscience.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 7 points 23 hours ago

if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 1 day ago

Dunno if there's a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 day ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

Socialism in a nutshell:

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 112 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 67 points 1 day ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

[–] owl@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

The Bear

Richie is the guy

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

He has eyes everywhere