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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 177 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah. They're shopping for a third.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago (3 children)

More specifically, a handmaid.

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.

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[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 104 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Good for Spencer.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh sweet summer child.

The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we're going to see the face of God together.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Liar, this is Flavor Aid.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating

we’ve been together for 13 years

thank you jesus

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)

But you guys will put out after Church, right?

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*this is a real offer to cum with us!!

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

With Jesus' little extra

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fine by me, I'll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] klu9@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Kinda. The most powerful, fastest growing and largest religions seem to depend on aggressive proselytizing.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

Cum with us!

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't know. There's got to be at least one decent Morman cobbler.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, we’re all looking for a unicorn. This seems like one of the least effective ways to do it.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn't that crazy.

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