It's all water under the fridge
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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A fridge over troubled water
I am in awe
You could retire off this pun.
He is already retired
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Fake: OP outside their house
Gay: spending time with a man
can't be sure but "> at guys house" reads like it was written by a woman
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- me, an icecube
- finally, it's my day to shine
- someone finally takes me out of the fridge
- clumsy mofo drops me, I'm spiraling downwards into the deep unkown
- when i think it can't be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from
- fml
- me, an ice cube
- ugh, no I don't want to leave the freezer
- oh no! He's picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
- you know what? I'll jump out of his hands! He'll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
- what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
- fml
- me, an ice cube
- can't wait to get out of this place
- door opens every day, but never get to leave
- anon finally picks me out--this is my chance
- wriggle out of his inept grip
- make a break for freedom under the fridge
- mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
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My brother-in-law did this at my house the other day! My jaw almost hit the floor watching him try to kick that shit under the fridge. He did it in front of his son too. They didn't seee behind them, so I bent over and picked up the cubes and told them we don't do that in this house. I told my wife and she told her sister, they were both surprised. I had no idea people did this. Just pick them up and toss them in the sink.
Rinse the ice and then keep using it. It's literally pristine again.
Something tells me we can trust this user on their knowledge of ice and its limits.
Between the 5 second rule and rinsing, the ice is probably cleaner than it was from the tray.
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Melt the ice cube, boil the resulting water to evaporate it, collect the vapour in a condenser, refreeze it... boom!
you are joking, but lately i've been seeing reusable ice cubes made of a plastic cube with water inside...
just.. eww
just.. eww
Why? Just clean them after every use. How is a plastic cube different than drinking from a plastic cup?
I have steel cubes with liquid inside (not sure if water) and I love them. I can put ice cubes into beer and other drinks without watering them down.
Metal ones seem nice. I agree with the plastic ones being shitty though. It just seems like more waste and microplastics being added to my brain fork.
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I'm actually not joking, if you rinse an ice cube. Superficial ice immediately melts and is rinsed away. You could have dipped it in engine oil and it would be immediately pure ice after rinsing.
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My cats like to lick ice cubes so I'll leave them for them to lick across the floor lol
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Imagine kicking them under the fridge instead of just leaving them where they lie.
I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.
“Tried”? She missed somehow?
The fridge was a low-rider.
I hate it when the ice bounces back.
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that's how you get cold puddle of water that you might step your socks in. the biggest ick.
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Or just throwing them in the sink? Y’all crazy.
They're on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don't think even Messi could kick them up there.
So there's these things halfway up your legs and they're called knees. These can bend so that you can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.
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This is my cats job. If he hears an ice cube fall he will run in, find it, and start batting it around the floor. Within seconds it's under the fridge.
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Maybe it's because I've mainly lived in temperate climates but this seems like a great way to get a lot of mold under your fridge.
girls are so annoying i am constantly wikipedia printout page
wikipedia.org/wiki/mould
It’ll evaporate in less than 24 hours. Not enough time for mould to develop. If I drop ice cube, I allow my cat to play with it without cleaning it up.
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Fictictous and Homosexual, anon is trying to scare off the girl.
I'm trying really hard not to comment something like "Welcome to one of many, many joys of living with an immature teenage child."
Kicking the ice under the fridge is actually one of the least aggravating of the shitty things to do in the kitchen, but so indicative of what type of person they are. Other well-known classics include leaving a microscopically small portion of milk in the carton to avoid having to rinse the thing out and place it in the recycle bin and using the last clean cup in the cabinet so that you don't have to bring one of the dozen+ dirty cups you've accumulated in your room to the kitchen to be cleaned for reuse. Oh, and let's not forget drop a spoon of peanut butter the floor and leave it for the dog to clean up even though you know she's allergic to it so it makes her throw up and then later on causes a bunch of skin issues for her.
No, I'm not the least bit bitter. Why do you ask?
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I do this occasionally, but I live in Arizona.
This is a power move ngl
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