this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

2 you say? That is 2 more the amount I actually have of real friends

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago

Unsubtle humblebrag.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

So can your feet. 1-3 good friends was the norm before smart phones too.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hundreds? Who has 4 digit phone numbers? Try millions/billions.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago

I think he meant conta....

Never mind.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Pffft, speak for yourself sir.

I have zero friends!

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee -1 points 4 months ago

Who has the time for more than 2 friends?

[–] waterore@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

Yes let’s text someone just so I can feel like shite when they don’t text back