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Can anyone confirm accuracy? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 4 months ago by LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fortran has a logo now?

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Java: you are in corporate IT
JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

RoR: am I a joke to you

[–] greybeard@lemmy.one 2 points 4 months ago

Yes

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Rust: you have long socks

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[–] Coding4Fun@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

JavaScript: You are jus pretending

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Julia is a regular nerd?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

She is, and she's lovely.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

[–] ozoned@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What about bash?

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[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 4 months ago

I might be a nerd...

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Please, direct your hatred for R here:

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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Can't confirm, I'm old and a nerd and I love C++

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