I did 90 Day Fiancé before it was a thing. I met my ex in 2011 and we talked online before I moved to her country and lived with her for a bit.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Eey I remember that
oh uhhmmmmm, i have a pet snake, that's pretty cool right?
What's Snakey Jakey's name?
his name is pinkie (he is pink and i like my little pony)
i named him when i was like 12 okay
He sounds very cute.
I overshare if that counts!
over the last few years i’ve gotten legitimately good at guitar. it has made me less eager to throw hands for fear of fuckin up my money makers. so indeed i’d probably use my foots and toes more in a fight. not that injuring my legs would be much better (i cook with my lower limbs) but yeah
i only play songs off the cia torture playlist
Skinny Puppy fucking rules
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net is obviously a weirdo, moreso than anyone else in here. Just wanted to clarify that.
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I am a liberal if that counts
Nah
i'm clicker trained, does that count?
I mean I'm not famous famous but there's a dog at work that's a big fan of me.
I rescue talking cats from pirates in outer space and I have a clone I trapped in wonky space.
I am a member of the weirdo swarm (KGLW fan)
I got ionized. But I'm okay now.
I mean I can only piss outside, now, but otherwise I'm completely ok.
I'm actually really boring, but people treat me like I'm a weirdo, because I tend to look scruffy and unkempt. Suburbia sucks.
jokes
I'm cis/het/white/man/elder millennial in the imperial core and I'm, as far as i know, not a horrible fucking person.
I am fully comfortable in an absolute mess. I'm not stressed out when things are cluttered, disorganized, filthy, or kinda smelly. This is a truly horrible character trait and a constant point of tension with my partner. I'm more than happy cleaning up but i have zero (0) internal triggers to start cleaning on my own and it's not good.
I'm really into the gameplay aspects of otherwise very aesthetic games. I played Warhammer with unpainted units and would beat very good players (tournaments would deduct points if you didn't paint your army so i never entered) and I was able to understand magic: the gathering well enough to become a judge while playing with unsleeved cards for most of my life.
I was one of the top players in the world at Skullgirls and had, at one point, developed the highest damaging painwheel+1 combo.
I really enjoy striking up conversations with random people and think after the revolution i could be an outreach worker trying to gain insight into the needs of those less reachable by conventional means
Nobody ever took me to a church/religous service (other than weddings and funerals) as a child and I've never been to one as an adult. Never baptized or any other anointing rituals either so I'm guaranteed not getting into any heaven.
family shit
My parents weren't religious and my maternal grandparents were kicked out of their church because racism or something they say it's because he married outside the church but come on now
I bought a CCCP shirt with a big hammer and sickle on it but kinda feel cringe wearing it