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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 24 points 2 days ago

Relevant xkcd: xkcd

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 41 points 2 days ago

He's lying, he's not sorry.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The classic riddle has the caveat that you are only allowed to ask one question so how is asking "what's 2+2?" going to let you know which door to take?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The solution being, for the singular person on Earth who hasn't heard already, "If you were the other guard, which door would you say is the safe one?"

Alternatively, the barbarian in the party just splatters one of the guards in one hit and asks the remaining one, "Which door? You'll go through it first."

[–] teft@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Doors tend to be weak to slashing or bludgeon so i keep an axe and hammer in my bag for just such a purpose.

Signed, your local barbarian

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I expect your average guard would be weak to slashing or bludgeon too, UST goes to show how wise barbarians are.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I put my 10 in WIS to good use.

[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Alternatively: the one that explained the riddle is a liar, and they both lie.

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it just one question or one question per?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just the one question. Here is the wiki on this riddle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_and_Knaves

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks! I was suddenly ashamed that I’d never thought of this until you pointed this out.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if G1 is lying and both of them always tell lies?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Or the "only" part is the lie?