Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.
Trackmania
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Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.
Trackmania
Ummm, I don't even know what "from the depths" is like to live in? Weird? I would be a brain in a box?
my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.
Arcana hot and cold - I get to have sex with a beast girl. Nice.
Gets your heart pumping as well, is good for yer health!
Iโd probably die in the French revolution
Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.
I mean. Either I am an Idol (a greek god), or just your average person living a normal life. Suppose not much would change xD.
Schadenfreude and kill bind
I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.
Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).
Some jacked up 8-8 monster comes around the corner as i, a poor 1-2 Aegis soldier am demanded to sacrifice my self to the beast, so my Commander can go another round.
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O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub
Digimon cyber sleuth. I guess it really depends in what position I would be in in the world but overall it seems like a jackpot. I get to capture and battle with digimons and there's an actual virtual reality world to travel to. Sweet.
I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..
engendered
Engineered?
Sure, if you don't want to let auto correct run your life...
I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.
Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.
Will I remain as the same I am in the real world person or do get to choose who I become. Because if I remain a normal human, I am pretty much fucked in the 40k universe
I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.
I guess I'm dying...
Of laughter at Drax and the banter of the other guardians. Or killed by some flarking space weirdo.
I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.
I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can
Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.
I'd eventually fall through a hole and maybe see talking animals several hundred feet below.
I die. Then I wake up in my fancy coffin again just to die again a bit later. But at least I have a nice house and some servants.