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[–] Anivia@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Meal prep, and cooking stuff that doesn't need much involvement.

I eat 6 meals per day when I'm trying to gain weight, and it can be done with very little time spent cooking.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

You forgot the 40+ hours of work a week just to afford the ingridients.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You forgot breathing in and out 24/7 to stay alive to get to your soul-sucking job.

[–] Stupe@lemm.ee 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Life would be so much easier if we didn't have to constantly breathe.

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just cook bigger portions, i usually make enough food to last half a week

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’ve been eating the same two-pound portion of taco meat for the past four days. Usually in soft-shell tacos, but sometimes in frittatas. The trick is to be dead inside.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

This is ideal because the tortilla IS the plate.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You're not dead inside until you move to hard tacos.

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My solution is just to act like I'm cooking for 12 people, and have leftovers for the rest of the week.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep I batch cook too, I make 4 portions then eat 2 and freeze 2. Eating over 2 days obvs

[–] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, I'm doing the same. Cooking 4 portions, then eating them all while crying

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

I cook four portions, my husband has a portion, I have one too, my son then eats two portions and says he's still hungry.

You can't meal prep with pre-teens/teens in the house. This kid will eat leftover roast chicken for breakfast, like the whole damn thing.

I cry while grocery shopping and pray to saint peanut butter for help

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Lucky you! I've got a simple solution, only use single use plastic, then all you have to do is just put a big plastic bag over your table and when you're done eating you just pick up the bag, close it all up and throw it away and that way you just leave the problem to your grandchildren and they'll die from climate change.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago

climate change AND microplastics in their food

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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toastmeister@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Turns beef into beef flavored chicken, I love it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The one who cooks shouldn't be the one to clean unless, of course, you live alone.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I live alone and I think this is a great idea

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[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My demented father cannot even use the bathroom correctly. He will not help me.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 13 points 1 day ago

Weekly meal prep. Yeah it means repeated meals, but you can switch it up every week. It's the only way I get by. Plus I feed 5-6 people. So I'm not making one meal at a time, I'm making twenty or thirty.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I wash as I cook. Usually you have moments when you're waiting anyway. Means I have serving dishes only afterwards.

Had to make it a habit though in order to force myself to do it. Took years to train the habit.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

I wash as I go too, but there are still the after dinner dishes, and like the main pot/pan left over, the forks, the endless cups the just accumulate everywhere with having a whole family with adhd..

I tend to make everything by scratch, so I've only myself to blame (it's cheaper tho). Washing as you go helps, but it's not a full cure.

I posted cookies I made last night, and the only reason I didnt melt the butter with the lemon zest was to save pulling out and dirting my sauce pan I just cleaned from dinner.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I do that, but the more complicated the meal, the less down time there is, and the more stuff there is you can't clean up until the end.

Also, if you use serving dishes, rather than just serve out of the pot / pan, that's another thing to clean. It's true that cleaning a pot or pan is normally a bit harder than a serving dish. But, IMO the extra bit to clean means it's not worth it.

It is a bit of a triumph when the only thing to clean after dinner is a single pot or pan though. And, pro-tip, you can make the pans easier to clean after dinner if you dump a bit of water in them as you're sitting down to eat. Even 30 minutes is enough to turn the remains of a delicious sauce into sludge at the bottom of the pan. But, soaking while you eat makes it super quick to scrape it out afterwards.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

How old is this woman, and where does her hairline start? Is she in her 30s or 60s? Is her hair blonde or white?

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