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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I open so many tablets and shit at my work I have preferences on form. Samsung has the worst ones.

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have one in my wallet - they are quite handy for cleaning lint out when the phone charging port inevitably collects enough to be annoying.

[–] ximtor@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

This works suprisingly well, thanks for the tip!

Had issues charging my phone lately and tried to clean it out with toothpicks etc to no avail. Used this thingy I also carry in my wallet and hey, works like a charm again

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

More than one actually. I keep one stabbed into my computer desk most of the time

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How about just messy? Occasionally I still find them laying around

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I keep it in my keychain, save the back up ones in the junk drawer.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

OP!!! RIGHT HERE!!!! I FOUND THE RESPONSIBLE AF PERSON!!!!

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

smug look of superiority

Ah Fairphone 5 life

[–] Benaaasaaas@group.lt 7 points 2 days ago

Same here, Sony Xperia

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have one... somewhere. Probably in a tiny box, mixed in with my random cables

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I hate the random cable drawer, but I'm always pulling shit out of it cause I need something in there.

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I threw all of those away. I have paper clips, and those eject holes are intentionally designed to be the width of a bent paper clip.

Those things are just a less useful paper clip.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago

They're easier to use, but a monotasker, so yea, gimme a paperclip

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got like 20 of these motherfuckers and one hanging around my neck.

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I'm sure I have it in a box somewhere, but paperclips open up SIM slots just as well as SIM tools do.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I stick them in a cork board.

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

As foretold 🙏

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Why thank you.

[–] XnxCuX@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ive always just used a hair pick when I cant find it 😂

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the balls.

Im always looking for new opportunities

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have about 8 of those. I'm a fucking packrat

If you need any spares, let me know.

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

I sequestered mine in a box of tarot cards so I couldn't lose it

[–] dawnslayer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I've got plenty!

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (5 children)

what is it?? never seen in my life

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[–] Sho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yep I have 2 on a small o-ring with a usb memory stick I use.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

I have 3 lying around somewhere. Comes in handy every few years

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if I have three sitting on my desk right now?

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[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I have the round bit in my screwdriver set, the pointy bit broke off so I also now have a bent paperclip in there too.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have one with a big duct tape flag/handle. Stays in the phone kit with spudgers, tiny screwdrivers, etc.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I think I lost it within seconds of turning my phone on for the first time lol

[–] DimFisher@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh really? I didnt know that, yes I still do and it's only one I have

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep one in my keychain for the random instances I need one, especially when I'm away from home.

It's come in handy more than I thought it would.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did that until it left a hole in my thigh. Now I have one in my desk drawer and center console.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I probably have like 3 or 4

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I have dumped like 30 of them into trash recently because I tend to sometimes replace/repair phone parts for people and if you buy a replacement part it comes with this thing.

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