Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn't clean.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
1076 points (99.6% liked)
Funny
9477 readers
2204 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
I don't clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw.
Chiaboard.
K-K-K-Keyboard!
Everyone has a reason here why this isn't necessary, but frankly it's just not a dumb idea and especially relevant for shared workplace workstations. I'd rather have a disable for cleaning button than a windows button.
I don't mind the windows button. It's effectively a quick way to a run command.
Draw an S on there and bam! you have a Super button.
What’s a Super button you ask? It’s the S in S-M-butterfly. Or in other words: it’s an extra modifier key.
I think KDE plasma calls it the meta button. Now that's ruined too!
Why would you be pressing down on the keys anyway? Just remove the caps so you can ACTUALLY clean the keyboard.
load more comments
(2 replies)
I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don't work.
I usually open vim.
Lock screen also works.
You could also just unplug the keyboard
Almost all DEs have a lock screen...
They should add an MP3 player style "Hold switch" on all keyboards
Downtime aversion
the kb is almost always usb or wireless these days. just disconnect it or flip its own switch
I bought an expensive mechanical keyboard. It is the bane of my existence.
Oversensitive little princess that needs its precious little keycaps polished every other week to stop it from double tapping itself, and when that doesn't work you have to program it not to hiccup, and yet it still does.
Never used to have this problem with the cheap plastic ones I used to buy.
Dont buy into the mechanical keyboard fad. It's a scam for idiots like myself who think pretty LEDs will solve their nonexistent problems.
load more comments
(10 replies)
Cybertruck is far ahead