this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 points 10 hours ago

That's life on an employer's schedule. You have to sleep. Only because you have to adhere to someone else's schedule do you have to go to sleep at a set time. If you could work whenever you wanted, you could choose when to sleep, when to wake, when to work, etc.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Are you objectifying me??

Most people pay for that privilege

[–] Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

ramifications arrive

How could this have happened?

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's what phones are for.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago