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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It was in a book of papal facts my very Catholic childhood friend had on the bus one time, so I buy it. One additional aspect I remember is that they call them by their Christian/given name when they hit them.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago
[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Popehammer is my favorite Elder Scrolls artifact.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Location, location, location

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Pope Says he's feeling better now...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

unconfirmed is not debunked

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

The hammer is in fact eight feet long.

They're making really sure.

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

I would rather quit while am ahead?

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus allegedly came back, they aren't taking those kinds of risks these days

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[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

If you do it the right way... one hit should suffice.

[–] redknight942@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

i like how, by changing one letter, you've created a new compound verb that basically translates to "halfway into the action of falling asleep"

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