I mean, they do make 'em to your specifications. Your subsona, if you were.
I hate and love this equally.
You’re also eating a piece of art which in 6-8hrs be yet another entirely transformative piece of art
Furry moment
Sandwich artists are being put out business by A.I. I ordered a club the other day and received some Midjourney abomination with pickles, rice, and maple syrup.
You're contributing to the arts, that's a tax write-off right there
Subway calls them artists so they can justify paying them like artists.
"I would like to commission some of your sandwich artwork. On Italian herb and cheese my good sir"
The people working there are going to hate me...
This reminds me of how Long John Silvers employees used to have naval ranks on their nametags which reflected their position in the store. I always wondered if the CEO wore a tag that said 'fleet admiral.'
Fleet admiral sounds like a regional manager to me. It's all about the Full Admiral baby, 4 stars.
Edit: I'm an idiot, a fleet admiral is a 5 star position. I'll leave this up as a monument to my folly.
They are artists yet the still ask me what I want them to do with their art. Just make something up dude!
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