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submitted 11 months ago by Martineskirt@lemmy.world to c/hmmm@lemmy.world
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[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago

Where's your bathroom?

"Downstairs you can't miss it."

[-] nul@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

Implying they missed it on the way upstairs.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 4 points 11 months ago

Could be multiple stairs, with the one they used not having a toilet

[-] nul@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I guess that makes more sense, they just converted their extra stairwell. Maybe there's a shower at the top and a sink at the bottom. It's just a bathroom with extra steps.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

I mean, I was once or twice in the situation where I really needed to shit and was scared whether I would make it to my toilet and I would've really appreciated a shitter on the stairs.

[-] amnesiac@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Looks like a weird nightmare.

[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Don't you hate getting to that 10th step and thinking "I'm not gonna make 10 more steps before I shit myself... if only there were a shitter right HERE...."

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Martineskirt@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Martineskirt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Without wiping I don't have to be careful. :D

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Just use depends to handle the leftovers.

[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Water tank on back of toilet. Doubles as sink.

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

How long after that was installed did some dude try to Kobe his piss from the top?

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

“Ope, lemme sneak right past ya there, eh.”

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

Oh, those Russians.

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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