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Which Animals Could You Beat in a Fight? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/justpost@lemmy.world

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[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go ahead and claim defeat over the possible fight with anything. Hell I lost a fight with hair curlers once.

[–] neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

One of those big white ducks with the red gullet things once trapped my son and I in a bathroom at a zoo. We were heading there anyway and my son stopped to look at it, then it start following us a little too fast so we booked it. We did our business and I forgot about the duck until I open the door and it tried charging in. I ended up throwing a roll of toilet paper behind him and while he was distracted we snuck by.

All in all 9/10 zoo day. My son still talks about the time I outsmarted a duck.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Well, I've been attacked by big dogs, and either "won", or ran them off, without needing stitches. So that's all I'm confident about

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm pretty confident in fighting most things that are smaller than a dog. Once you get into dog size or larger, things get complicated.

The largest animal I think I could take in a fight is a capybara. Maybe a manatee; but only on land.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Graph is missing Australia..

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

In america's defence on the eagle front, theirs are basically glorified seagulls

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