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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Not quite money laundering, but for a time thwre was shapp called the 'Happy Herb Shop'. In the centre of town. Maijuana is still lillegal in AUS

Was too young to get in when it was open, and closed down when I was old enough to go in. :(

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

That one

In eastern europe it’s like every second shop so you get quickly used to it

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Kansas City…a city full of fantastic BBQ.

There’s the one place with trash BBQ and no customers. I always wondered…

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[–] Twipped@l.twipped.social 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Just one? Knowing how expensive commercial rent is in this area, I’m pretty sure quite a few of the stores around here are fronts. No way this town supports 12 different nail salons. There’s a taco shop and a greek place in the same shopping center that both taste terrible and are always completely empty. How does a vacuum and sewing repair shop stay in business in this day and age?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lots of people are having their stuff repaired instead of disposing and buying new. Those tailors custom fit your clothes, do embroidery and patching, in addition to repairs. Shoe repair shops will restore leather, resole boots, and give them all a good shine. I've never had a vacuum repaired, but they're pricey enough that I'd definitely try repair before buying a new one. Check out your local repair shops. They probably do good work, because they get a lot more practice than you might think.

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sweet shop right next to my old college. Never once saw anyone go in, it was never open, yet always fully stocked.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If its never opened wouldnt they not sell anything and therefor always be stocked?

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

In 1991 two small businesses were busted for being fronts for illegal gambling parlors. 30 Cleveland cops were part of the bust. I lived next to both of them at one time. One was a t-shirt printing shop, I forget what the other was. A year later I moved into a neighborhood that had a pizza shop with a very nice sign, no windows and never seemed to be open. It was not uncommon to see a patrol car parked in front

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I grew up near a place called the "McGuffin Lumber Company." It was just a tiny storefront business, and I never saw anyone go in. And, of course, "MacGuffin" is a Hollywood term for an arbitrary thing that motivates the plot of a movie, like the Maltese Falcon in that film. So it was a running gag in my family that it must be a front.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

oh yea that tiny indian restaurant with no customers and 10 waiters

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Candy stores in Copenhagen that never seem to have customers, but are weirdly still around.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

Years ago, I was in the mall in Dearborn, MI. It has most of the stuff you'd find in any other American shopping mall. There's the Gap, American Eagle, and Spencer's Gifts. It's mostly full of teenagers doing things that teenagers do in a mall.

Then there's a random antique shop full of Edwardian furniture. I didn't see anyone in there besides a sales guy or two, and it seemed completely out of place. Dearborn is also fairly close to the Canadian border. I swear it's gotta be a money laundering front.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)
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[–] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

There's a pet store on the inside of a tiny mall thats part of a strip mall. Every other business in that part of the mall dies, especially since the dmv relocated. Only thing that has remained consistent for the nearly 30 years I have walked this earth is the pet store and the nail salon. I at least see customers at the nail salon.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bakery across from prisoners rights office I used to volunteer at. Went to get a loaf to make a sandwich once. Open shelving all around, mostly bare except for a few dusty loaves. Ask this big, very white man with a head like a four-slice toaster, for said loaf and he goes in the back and comes out with a bag of Wonderbread rofl.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

i work at a bank, and there's a restaurant owner who brings in so much cash, despite his place having terrible food. then again, old people may just like it

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