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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a trap fellas! Playing with snakes is gay so you get boned whichever way you answer.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Trouser snake!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How to differentiate between snakes easily: https://reptilestime.com/venomous-vs-non-venomous-snakes/

That said, snakes tend to avoid being visible, as they could become someone's lunch, so YMMV.

You can also tell if a bite is venomous by the marks (usually venomous snakes have fangs, non-venomous have teeth).

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Flip it around.

Dating show where the men have a one in six chance of being hooked up with a psychotic.

Now watch the guys who'd line up for a chance to be on the show.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Red next to black, jump the fuck back. Red and yella, cuddly fella.

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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