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[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 142 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

“Guys how do we get people under 40 to stop making reservations without saying that out loud.”

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago

Or: "how do we discriminate who we give reservations to without any official policy."

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am 40, and I still hate that. But I'm also really far from teenager shyness or "not knowing better", so I would just wait until they pick up and say how annoyed I am and how they can go f themselves with that practice. If several people would do that every day, they would reconsider how they take bookings.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Pretty likely whoever’s taking reservations isn’t going to have any say in what’s on the website.

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[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I was accustomed to google maps opening the phone and showing a number when I clicked on call. Yesterday it skipped that step and went straight to calling.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] example@reddthat.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

how do you enable voicemail for outbound calls?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So they are now totally disabling copying phone numbers, I discovered today (maybe on Google Search)

That should queue them up quite nicely to follow in Yelp's footsteps!

Yelp waits for a new business to receive a bunch of phone calls. Then they call the business owner and congratulate them on the 300 calls or however many customers made by tapping the phone number on Yelp. Then comes the extortion. Allegedly, that last part, according to a college professor. Who surely just had it out for Yelp which is why he would make that up 😉

heh, actually corroborated by Billion Dollar Bully (documentary). Need all the bullies we can get, good luck Google!

Edit: either pay Yelp for advertising or get deranked, is the deal

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

I had roughly the same thing happen just yesterday. I was clicking on a phone number field assuming it would pop up something letting me copy the number so I could paste it elsewhere. Instead it started calling.

NO! BAD PHONE!

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

People just showing up on my screen has been my nightmare since The Jetsons.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

>Be Me
>Use Android
>Deny "Microphone" permission to the phone app
>Stonks

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Is there a single iPhone user on Lemmy?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Nah because we eventually convert them to degoogled Android and linux

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, but I think it's just me.

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[–] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Has anyone else ever had this happen? Is this just a joke made for clicks and likes? I saw this many years ago (and likely this exact one as it's from 2019) and I thought this isn't a thing. My thought now, this isn't a thing.

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[–] Fades@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

The absolute tidal wave of anxiety that would crash over me if this happened... no thanks

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You have to follow through with the call and tell them that you're not reserving specifically because of this situation.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I assure the person that has to answer the call does not care.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They certainly don't, and it isn't their job to care. It is only their job to pass that information along to the person who might pass it along to somebody who MIGHT care.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What even is an "American".

A being incapable of recognizing other beings that are not American as its equals.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

new fear unlocked.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried to make a reservation once, for a date with my wife.

The whole conversation was a mess of them being too damn busy, when we got there on the agreed date they had nothing in their agenda.

Never again. I'll get some movie tickets.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You tried to make a diner reservation... once in your life? And then gave up and never went to a restaurant again?

I mean, that's fine, home food is best food.

But if you ever try to make a reservation again, try and call them before rush hour starts. I'm sure they'll appreciate that a lot, and won't "forget" to actually book you in.

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