this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 33 points 1 week ago

Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feces are free and widely available

[–] oxysis@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pig blood sends a better message though

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not as easy to find tho ... feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you're creative and discrete enough

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd pick a projectile that can easily be sources and doesn't have genetic material that can be tied back to me

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

If you are worried about genetic material .... animals feces are a good option .. if you don't have a dog or cat, I'm sure a friend with pets could lend a hand with source material

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

"can even be manufactured on the spot if you're creative" oh yeah, I'm in!
"and discrete enough" I'm out!!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And so, boodletting pigs became a niche market in the neoliberal capitalistic hellhole as a means to fight fascism. 😫

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they tell you

[–] Sas@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

If you're willing to murder a cop on their car you might as well burn it down

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

12 gauge, 00-buck is less than $.25 per if you catch a sale.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about a phase plasma rife in the 40 WATT range?

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was about to look up what E66 is

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

66% ethanol, 34% unleaded gasoline

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

100% reason to remember the name!

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Adjudicated rapist, inmate #P01135809, formerly known as the former presidential placeholder but is now currently known as the current presidential placeholder says: "Shut up about egg prices."

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.

[–] bonkers@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take a shit on the roof instead

Preprocess the egg

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Spread some bread or cracked corn on the car, the pigeons and crows will shit on the car for you.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A rice grain the tire valve, cap back on,.slow leaks

This is what the Tire Extinguiser group does, long may they continue.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Long, medium, or short grain rice? Or does it not matter

They usually do it in the late evening, though. To make sure the tyre is sufficiently drained to be unmissable when the car is likely to next be used.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Spelled "$100K plastic truck" wrong.

[–] GiantChickDicks@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

We've been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It'll be more fun when it gets hot.

[–] LavaPlanet@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren't they.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Based on a recent experience, dried flaxseeds are like concrete.