this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Flowers for Algernon

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a syncretic faith combining American Civil Religion, Capitalism and Public Ritual Lactose Intolerance to create the most vile and oppressive of Daemonic powers: Diarrhea Magic.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

~~german~~ south african mud wizard

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

"Elon Musk broke into a movie theater that was playing the movie "American Flag: 2 Hours of Flag" to announce to the crowd that he has invented the cheese to brain interface needed for Grok to control all humans. Most of the audience booed and told him to get out of the way of the movie as they were missing important parts."

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

"Hey folks, gouda you to come out! Sorry if that joke was a little cheesy!" (awkward pause) "ARBEIT MACHT BRIE!"

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Sometimes the simplest things hit the hardest.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

...in hell.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Dangerously Cheesy

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this real? Patton 2 (2025)?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

"Nobody ever won a price war by making promises they can keep. You win a price war by making the other guy accountable! Or something. I don't know I'm paying alimony to like 20 people. Money goes through my fingers like shit goes through a goose!"

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

pyramid head, in wisconsin

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

He heard the old ”Hitler was a vegetarian” spiel.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Musk is a Green Bay fan? What's next, a Zack Snyder crossover?

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, if he really thinks that will make anybody like him, then yeah I'm sure.

Actually...

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