this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago
[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Flowers for Algernon

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

a syncretic faith combining American Civil Religion, Capitalism and Public Ritual Lactose Intolerance to create the most vile and oppressive of Daemonic powers: Diarrhea Magic.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

~~german~~ south african mud wizard

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 9 months ago

"Elon Musk broke into a movie theater that was playing the movie "American Flag: 2 Hours of Flag" to announce to the crowd that he has invented the cheese to brain interface needed for Grok to control all humans. Most of the audience booed and told him to get out of the way of the movie as they were missing important parts."

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

"Hey folks, gouda you to come out! Sorry if that joke was a little cheesy!" (awkward pause) "ARBEIT MACHT BRIE!"

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Sometimes the simplest things hit the hardest.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

...in hell.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Dangerously Cheesy

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this real? Patton 2 (2025)?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

"Nobody ever won a price war by making promises they can keep. You win a price war by making the other guy accountable! Or something. I don't know I'm paying alimony to like 20 people. Money goes through my fingers like shit goes through a goose!"

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

pyramid head, in wisconsin

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

He heard the old ”Hitler was a vegetarian” spiel.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Musk is a Green Bay fan? What's next, a Zack Snyder crossover?

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

I mean, if he really thinks that will make anybody like him, then yeah I'm sure.

Actually...

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