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I definitely had a crush on Eve looking back on it. Let me hear you out!

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[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

GladOS is like a dom who puts you down verbally... so many people are into that.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's literally modeled on a bound woman

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hated her fully, took the first ending song in portal 1 too personal ( before the update to the ending). I came around to liking GlaDOS after portal 2, she really came into her own as a tsundere after the whole potato thing, and the final song was so sweet. Maan now i want to replay it. Yup. It's happening

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

...I figured out what that thing that you just incinerated did

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No way no how am I gonna tell you people lmao

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

DO IT DO IT

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

It's the tramp stamp isn't it

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

panting and sweating

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That was the horniest scifi ever

[–] mantra@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even hornier than Barbarella? 😋

[–] someone@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
[–] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I would do unspeakable things just to be the filling in a John Crichton / Aeryn Sun sandwich.

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My two and a half year old is obsessed with "Eve-ahhhh"

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

I thought her name was Eva for a long long time and only when I read the DVD box did I learn her name was Eve

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have nothing to fear, mine are mostly pretty basic.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Hmmm... Hmmm...

[–] someone@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Eda isn't a hear me out, she's an assertive milf with magic powers. Anyone with good taste would.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Had my problems with the Ender's Game movie but they made the Hive Queen so pretty crush

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Winter Wyvern from Dota 2. It's really about that VA work and the imperious attitude.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

this isn't western kabuki

this is a mecha

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

As a kid:

As an adult:

I think I like horns

Earliest crush in living memory award goes to Jan Ors from Jedi Knight 2

Kind, supportive, does strafing runs on fascists

[–] someone@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Jan gets Lucky 2". There is no way that was accidental.

[–] isame@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I can't tell with the second picture. But just in case, I'd like to introduce you to Kenshi and the Shek.