You can do the woods response, whereas both queens will choose the bears to go into the woods with them rather than any male pieces. This leaves black without any frontline but also sacrifices both queens.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do we get to see what happens on the woods board or do we just have to kinda sit at the chess board?

[–] prof@infosec.pub 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's visible but you can barely make out the pieces because of all the foliage.

Here's a view of the woods board (it's below the trees):

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Cocaine. Saw it in a movie.

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Death touch mantis god or scissors

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

hook is good too

[–] galanthus@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You should mirror their move as white bears are stronger than black bears.

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

White bears are POLAR opposites.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 12 points 10 months ago

Those are black bears, the scare easily. Just make your pawns clap, yell, and maybe even bang some pans together and they should saunter off.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You're not supposed to play around it, it's meant to make you lose. But don't worry, The Angler will only play the bear wall on your first run through or two to prevent the player from progressing too quickly. Once you find the Stinkbug and the Knife, he shouldn't summon them anymore and you can progress past him. Make sure you're taking time to look around the room for puzzles/secrets.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Feed them one of your horses. But put 2kg of C4 in the horse's butt first. Bears can't resist spicy palomino. Them yeet them off the board with the C4.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

Too fast. Too soon.

Didn't know Leshy played chess.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Turns out the pawns are 'Murican!

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

White does look to be in an unbearable position.

/Pun

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago

Launch a salmon at the black king

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

My bishops cast "River of Salmon", which causes the bears to do nothing but eat and sleep for the rest of the game, while my knights cry out "Ni!" and distract the black queen with a shrubbery. The rest of the game is plain sailing.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Promote all bishops to pope and shit together in woods.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Horse can jump over other pieces

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Easy, i have the power of beets and Battlestar Galactica on my side!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 10 months ago

Horse to f3

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Thought they were panthers at first, in which case I'd say have the FBI monitor their comms and assassinate their leader.

But it's bears, so, yeah, like the other guy said, cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tarrif opening, but I haven't learned any endgames.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

King gets rich, pawns die. The end.

[–] Evolith@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Then the king makes the sons of the pawns fight in the rematch.