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Crush them up for a delicious steak seasoning rub
Someone really saw a mummy and said "you know what, this dead guy would make really great paint"
When I read the headline, I thought: "this is what we're studying right now? Seems like some bigger problems...". Then I remembered I'm not the target audience for archaeology
Archaeology? I thought this was a cooking post
It’s not like there a bunch of scientists who can be assigned to whatever needs working on. I don’t imagine your average archaeologist would be much good at finding a cure for cancer or world politics.
They are very good at digging up the past that a lot of people refuse to learn from though, so every little helps.
but how do they taste? Ancient Egyptian jerky
Give your mummy a good ol' rub
HYEAH BOY
These researchers sound really horny
So it’s been smothered in herbs and spices and left to marinade for 5000 years and no one has tasted it yet???
Just plucking one book off my shelves, handily spanning the mummy, cannibalism and medical oddities sections: Mummies, Cannibals and Vampires The History of Corpse Medicine from the Renaissance to the Victorians:
Mummies, Cannibals and Vampires charts in vivid detail the largely forgotten history of European corpse medicine, which saw kings, ladies, gentlemen, priests and scientists prescribe, swallow or wear human blood, flesh, bone, fat, brains and skin in an attempt to heal themselves of epilepsy, bruising, wounds, sores, plague, cancer, gout and depression. In this comprehensive and accessible text, Richard Sugg shows that, far from being a medieval therapy, corpse medicine was at its height during the social and scientific revolutions of early-modern Britain, surviving well into the eighteenth century and, amongst the poor, lingering stubbornly on into the time of Queen Victoria.
Ranging from the execution scaffolds of Germany and Scandinavia, through the courts and laboratories of Italy, France and Britain, to the battlefields of Holland and Ireland, and on to the tribal man-eating of the Americas, Mummies, Cannibals and Vampires argues that the real cannibals were in fact the Europeans. Picking our way through the bloodstained shadows of this remarkable secret history, we encounter medicine cut from bodies living and dead, sacks of human fat harvested after a gun battle, gloves made of human skin, and the first mummy to appear on the London stage. Lit by the uncanny glow of a lamp filled with human blood, this second edition includes new material on exo-cannibalism, skull medicine, the blood-drinking of Scandinavian executions, Victorian corpse-stroking, and the magical powers of candles made from human fat. In our quest to understand the strange paradox of routine Christian cannibalism we move from the Catholic vampirism of the Eucharist, through the routine filth and discomfort of early modern bodies, and in to the potent, numinous source of corpse medicine’s ultimate power: the human soul itself.
Over to you National Geographic: The gory history of Europe’s mummy-eating fad.
And my reading list has just expanded yet again! Thank you, I look forward to this one.
Curses smell sweet eh?