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The monster under my bed likes to be tied up and savagely railed.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 11 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

The monster just has to say "no homo" first

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Or after, doesnt really matter

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

if it ain't homo, it ain't fun.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What if the monster is my uncle

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What if the monster is my aunt

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

What if the uncle is my step brother who is actually adopted and my secret dad from an orgy that my mom did 21 years ago.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sleep with one foot out of cover to tempt them to take you is my preference

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 2 points 3 hours ago

If only I could find that comic...