You can pee in a soda bottle, then just pur it while you pass by.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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I wonder if you can even smell the difference walking by.
Urine speaks louder than words
On a politician or a prison warden.
Weird I thought Trump liked gold.
If the rumors about his odor are to be believed, though, he may not like showers.
Unless it is a golden shower
Golden showers yields trumpian flowers
As a Canadian, I'd like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.
And a side of asparagus?
maybe some beets?
Diabolical.
I can expect this in New York. There are lack of bathrooms. People pee everywhere
it'll never cease to baffle me that "free public toilets are a fundamental human right" isn't the bog standard opinion, because people are going to piss and shit regardless and we should prefer them to do so in a toilet.
Pay toilets, and their inhuman morals, were the subject of at least a few Sea Chantys that date back to the 18th or 19th Century.
In ancient Rome, businesses fought over the right to put up free public toilets.
Then they sold the piss.
And the government taxed the piss.
Heh, bog
free public toilets
aka bushes
Aka Henry Kissinger's grave
trickle down economy or sth
I support organized pissings
Strength in numbers
Vote with your bladder!
Well, if you can't beat 'em
Wrong body fluid!