this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine Finding Nemo set in the Gulf of Yorkshire:

"Oh bloody 'ell, I've lost our Nemo down int big water! By the way I'm from yorrrrrrrkshure! Where are ya, Nemo lad?"

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I’m from Yorrrrrkshure, I’m from the norf!!”

[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

'e'd better not be down in't doggerland!

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago

Freedom fries not far behind from making a come back. Because you know, that’s how you solve issues.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

"Ah bugger, ah've almost run out o' petrol. I'm pretty sure there's a Gulf Petrol Station near here, in t' centre o' Cas. Ah'll just pop 'Gulf, Yorkshire' into the satnav..."

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People had getter watch out or Liverpool Bay may expand and become The Liverpool Sea. St Helens to Galway would then just be part of Greater Liverpool.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Isle of Man should become Liverpool-on-sea

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

I like it. This is now A Thing.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, it should be Liverpool of the Seven Seas, to go Edinburgh.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago