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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this obsession some people have with ivermectin? They don't believe in the moon landings but they think ivermectin has magic powers.

[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Its an ad campaign to hike up the price and demand for Ivermectin by people invested in its production.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Steve Jobs, an otherwise very intelligent and successful guy, got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and instead of jumping right on treating it instead let it go and sought out all sorts of "natural" cures. Well it became terminal and he admitted that if he had treated it at the start it was in an early enough stage where he likely would've survived. There is a trait in some smart people to think they are experts on everything.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Tfw you distrust the scientific establishment and take health into your own hands to stick it to the man. But then you realize you're the man.

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[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

obligatory fuck daily mail but this screen was posted to a discord I'm in and I laughed then, I'll laugh again now

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[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds like natural selection is taking care of business.

[–] madeinthebackseat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We need more natural selection accelerants.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I'm not defending idiots saying it cures cancer, but people dismissively calling ivermectin a "horse dewormer" when it's approved for human use for all sorts of parasitic diseases is something that grinds my gears. It actually is something of a wonder drug, just not for what these idiots keep claiming.

Methylene blue is an approved drug too, (the first synthetic drug, coincidentally) it's used for cyanide poisoning amongst other things. It's also a MAOI, which makes it dangerous to take with a bunch of common medicines.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

The horse dewormer thing iirc comes from the fact that ivermectin is a prescription drug, and doctors obviously wouldn't prescribe it for covid. So people resorted to one of the very few ways you could still purchase it: as the horse dewormer variant.

Of course this version is much stronger and intended for horses, not humans. IIRC this led to a few hospitalisations and even deaths.

That's why when people advocate you should take ivermectin, the counter claim is that they're telling you to take horse dewormer, since that's the only way to get it. It's not out of a general 'disrespect' for ivermectin.

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[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

When did ivermectin become the cure all? COVID? Because this is beyond stupid.

I know it started with COVID, but to become a wonder drug...

I swear, if somehow dog turds got a "fight the man" aura about them there'd be people claiming dog turds cure everything.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But they'll kick and scream and run away from the actual medical miracle with a medically tested and proven vaccine.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Vaccines turned me into a newt!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (9 children)

There were so many calls to "Let Mel come back," promising that his outbursts weren't a real problem anymore and he was on the way to recovery. Nope. Don't believe that shit. Second chances are dead now, thanks to cunts like him and these other fucks that have squandered the goodwill of the people. Gibson isn't done doing harm. He will be a piece of shit until he dies, which can't come soon enough. Fuck him and the entire tribe of fuckwads that spout the same and similar nonsense. They are a blight on humanity.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

let's hope everyone who still listens to Joe Bogan follows Mel G's advice when they get cancer.

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