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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 weeks ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

Is she checking her own socks and underwear?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 weeks ago

This is how incest porn originates

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you try to grow up and move out?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 weeks ago

buying a house? in this economy??

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

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[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

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