Not the Onion

It doesn't matter how/if they're linked to the attack, just that he said the magic evil words. Kind of like socialism and communism.

If anyone but a Christian white man does a crime it's because society has been working too hard (doing the bare minimum) to treat everyone else with the dignity they deserve?

Well, until people like him lose their jobs for this kind of malice people will continue to believe it or believe that it stems from stupidity until the “woke” are in cages with the public blessing.

It's cool that literally insane people are running the most dangerous country ever. Just an absolute shining pearl of a place they've got going there. Even for a capitalist liberal democracy which is bad enough, this is just actual hysteria, these people can't run even this system. They have had their neurons replaced with wonder bread or something. The ghouls with an interest in keeping this crsp going are doing an awful job rn.

I tell you hwhat, back in my dad terrorism was only done by the whites. But now cause of dei anyone can be a terrorist, it just ain't the same.

Just like faith healers blaming natural disasters on homosexuality. Same story different packaging.

They’re psychopaths

I'm afflicted by the Woke Mind Virus™, so it's safe to say I'm Woke as Hell.

Never had any violent urges though, but I certainly understand why Luigi.

yeah the organization that applied these DEI policies to hired the said assailant check notes darn US government /s

It's not "bizarre;" it's "fraudulent" and "blood libel" and "incitement."

well, that's why Islamists call the west spoiled, because women and gays have rights, what next? goats? /s

They're so consistently dumb and evil that you can forget this is the behavior of a terrorist.