Punk, lesbian, old man, trade worker. Really it's a lot of things

hanging your keys off your belt loop is maintenance coded

I hang mine off my tool belt.

And I am not punk.

Both, also repair/tradesperson.

It is all the things

I drive a Subaru. I listen to punk. I'm a straight dude. Lesbians are great. I don't do the key carabiner thing tho.

When you hang your keys on your loop;

Do you tuck them in your pocket? Or do you let them clang around all day?

That depends; if you drive, what make is your vehicle?

I'm neither punk nor lesbian, but I do the carabiner thing. I don't like having my keys in my pocket.

How can you tolerate the clanging sound that accompanies each pace you take?

I'd go mad.

它们一样

It’s a functional thing and therefore a sign that one is functional, a pronounced discarding of norms.

A punk thing. Lesbians and old men can be punk.

Well, I'm no lesbian so it must be punk.