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…it! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 months ago by AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] Ocelot@lemmies.world 26 points 11 months ago

old but classic

[-] czarrie@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

This one is so reposted in my Star Trek groups that they ban you if you post it. Just a heads up if you're just now getting into Star Trek stuff...

[-] AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Haha ok. I’m in my 30’s and haven’t seen this one until today hah.

[-] czarrie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Good!

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago

As a trekkie I feel kinda obligated to point out that that is not how transporters works in Star Trek

[-] azdood85@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

On top of that, why would he be writing it down to communicate with Scotty?

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 3 points 11 months ago

Maybe the shitter was drunk and lost his communicator, and somehow thought this would work.

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe a better version of this joke would be something like

Dear lord, Please don’t rapture me yet, I’m taking a sh…

[-] AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

But it’s that line up on in the drawing that also helps visualize the poo streak whilst getting beamed up that does it for me haha

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 2 points 11 months ago

But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.

You just get teleported.

If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.

The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.

Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.

[-] Haus@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

There was an interesting conversation about this meme on that other website once. Once transporters got biofilters (TNG era, iirc), you could presumably use them to defecate and deurinate the body during transport. Not only would it prevent unsightly messes in the transporter room in cases like this, but it would probably give you a little spring in your step after a tiring away mission.

[-] cinda@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago

waiting for the episode where somebody suffers injuries because they've transported too much and there are biological complications because they didn't have anything passing through them

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Taking a what? The suspense is killing me!

Taking a sheltie for a walk? Taking a shelling from enemy artillery? Taking a shale core sample for geological study? Taking a ship across the sea to find India? Taking a shrew for a pet? Taking a shut-in for a wife?

The possibilities are endless!