Games

28 STAB WOUNDS

"What can change the nature of a man?"

• Ravel, Planescape: Torment

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

boop, boop, boop, BEEEEEEP

Access denied without key card.

Big Money! Big Prizes!

Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.

"Oh I know what the ladies like" "Move Move Move the core ain't paying you by the hour!" "see how they bait their trap?"

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." --AM

The kamikazes continuous screaming from serious sam will forever be etched in my brain as a part of my childhood.

Hey baby, looking for a date? All the prostitutes in VTMB.

'It takes leather balls to play rugby' - toilet wall in Leisure Suit Larry

'Alarm, ein verletzter' - Commando

'At first his lips were sweet as mango, when first I held him to my chest, but now we dance this Grim Fandango and will four years before we rest' - Olivera Olfrendo, Grim Fandango

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

"Yeah, I was skeptical at first but the polycule might be the way to go."

“Gods, I want to ride you ‘till you see stars.”

NES "Pro Wrestling".

"A winner is you!"

Only lines with voice work for me, even though there are plenty of great unvoiced lines across games. Sorted by game... I think this post certainly puts me of a generation.

"My emperor! I've failed youuuu!"
"Fox, get this guy off me!"
"You're good, but I'm BETTER!"
"Never give up, trust your instincts!"
"IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!"
Honestly one of the most quoteable games ever made.

"Stay a while and listen."

"My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!"
"Whaaaat?!"
"Tiax shall smite ye."
"Heya, it's me Imoen."

"MASSACRE!"
"Not yet!"
"hyut hyut hyut"

"My fists never betray me!"
"Don't stand behind me."
"I'm gonna sleep well tonight!"
"The feeling... It's... coming back!"
"Good vibrations!"

"Hello brother! [...] I live on in this arm!"
"Laugh, and grow fat!"
Love a good ham. We need more of them in video games.

"I'mma Luigi, number 1."
"Falcon PUNCH!"

"You're going the wrong way!"
"Retired!"

"You require more vespene gas!"
"All crews operational." / "Battlecruiser operational." ?
"En'taro Adun executor."
"I do this for Auir, not you!"
"Your base in under attack."

"So what shall it be? Will you join the Unity or will you die here? Join... DIE! Join... DIE!"

"Doctor required in inflator room."

"[...] to the last place uncorrupted by Capitalism! SPACE!"

Jason but they pronounce it "Jay Sohn."

Also "Holy shit, its snow white!" as they're being gunned down from the brush.

EDIT: oh and of course "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

"Dive dive dive, hit your burners pilot!!"

"Mean, green and unseen!"

"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."

• Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.