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Would you have sex with yourself? (CW possible NSFW discussion) (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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This is not a bit. Dead serious. There is a luxurious hotel suite for a long weekend with whatever food, treats, toys and equipment you both request.

They are you from another reality where some mundane event is slightly different on the other side of the solar system yet to reach us. They are not a clone or time traveller. Everyone goes back to their own reality at the end. They are you with all of the benefits no complications or ethical questions.

And just in case no they cannot be gender swapped. (Curious why you might ask this? Hmm)

Do you have sex?

You can do other stuff of course if so comment. I love my ace comrades.

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[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Personally, I'd fight them.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I'm hot af, so....

[–] jack@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Nah I think me and me would just chill because we'd be 100% comfortable around each other and me would be the perfect person to bounce my world building ideas off of.

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Yes

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

I tried to count it up, some comments are ambiguous but I think it’s neck and neck but no is in the lead with +1

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

1 or 2 bodies?

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 0 points 8 months ago

There would be a tense standoff where id freak out and may try to subdue and/or kill myself until I can give one of my passphrases to myself i have in case of fae trickery or dopplegangers. Gotta make sure I'm not a skinbeast or pod-person.

After that we probably wouldn't directly fuck each other, but three-way with me, myself and my GF. Which probably still counts as a "Yes" overall.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net -1 points 8 months ago

Personally, I'd ask 'em how they're doing, and basically see if they're essentially me or a different mind in a similar body... perhaps rant to them, if they have a similar mind to me

As for sex, just no... what sort of gooner shit put us up to this?

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