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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

My sneezes do sound like I’m screaming “Achtung!”

[-] troglodyte_mignon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I didn’t know that you could say Gesundheit in English.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

What else would we say?

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Gesund = Health

Heit = ness/is

Gesundheit = [Have] Healthiness

Translator guides/apps: "FATHER LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO ART IN HEAVEN BLESS THIS SICK LAMB AND RID HIM OF HIS DEMONS, BLESS YOU, AMEN!"

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago
[-] einkorn@feddit.org 7 points 16 hours ago
[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Das kannst du gar nicht beweisen, du kleiner Hosenscheißer!

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

What is the German onomatopoeia for a sneeze?

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago
[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 36 points 1 day ago

He probably got his Germans in Kindergarten.

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 day ago

Ich kann relatieren.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago
[-] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 3 points 23 hours ago
[-] anzo@programming.dev 3 points 18 hours ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago

Du hast unseren Bandnamen falsch geschrieben.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

Und ich hab nichts gesagt

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Ok, Rammstein then. Fcking Germans!

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 11 hours ago

Wouldn't be a real German without being a Grammar Nazi.

this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2024
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