electoralism

imagine believing polls in the year of our LORD two thousand twenty-four

Death to America

New lib excuse just dropped: “trump has been running for two years, 🥥 🌴 has only been running for a few months!”

The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

trying VERY hard to remember that election night in 2020 had bad vibes for a long time, we forgot afterwards because good things did eventually happen but it sucked for so many hours at the beginning

https://subium.com/profile/youngvulgarian.bsky.social/post/3laamtmpodg2j

To be clear - I'm not saying there's a 100% chance Trump will win. The Needle only says - bad vibes - 88%.

Where’s the “Happy Birthday to this future president?”

Who knew that a Joe Rogan endorsement would directly cause a Trump landslide

This made me laugh.

Kamala Harris, a Democrat, wins Hawaii’s 4 electoral votes.

so that was a fucking lie lol

This website is going to suck so much ass for the next few weeks

I just thought of something terrifying. Not only do we have trump as president again but we have to hear from his insufferable children for 4 years.

Libs are going to say the genocide is happening because you didn't vote hard enough for kamala. Even though the genocide has been going on for more than a year

How many total votes has stein and del la cruz gotten so far? Do we have that info?

SHE CAN STILL WIN SHE JUST NEEDS 40000+ ALASKANS (and all the other states)

Trump just did the double fist jerk dance on the podium lmao. This guy

another hillary just dropped

can't wait for her to be giving lectures on how to win elections in 2030

Now the Fed can finally do their recession

What the fuck is this?

I, for one, eagerly awaiting the Drumpf economy crash. Tariffs baybeeee

Satire is dead. Satire has been tied to a 1982 Mitsubishi Gallant and pushed off the deck of a container vessel in the open ocean. Satire has attined nirvana and departed the wheel of samsara. Satire is DEAD.

I know there's been a lot of shitposting but it's worth driving home what exactly Kamala voters are willing to ignore by voting for her.
CW descriptions of genocide, no images

Hey.... so a vote happened? I come back to see 700+ new comments. IDK, been in a Boiler Room for 14 hours bored to tears as we chased down people to stay in their polling places to make sure people stayed in line.

The libs around me were so depressed seeing counts come in that they canceled the usual drinks & watch results dinner that wraps up a campaign. The OG KHive is driving back home tonight.

It was sad and not in a funny way. The vibes... BAD

I want to go to a cool bar that's apparently having an election party.

im shitting adn also farting

George Santos gets elected as the President of the US. The Brazilian Takeover of the USA begins.

Hasan is live on CBC in a fucking wife beater lol

Nevermind it's radio