For Agitprop purposes, I’m asking comrades to help aggregate any and all effortpost responses, critiques, or general thoughts that you have seen or written pertaining to yesterday’s U.S. election that you think have standalone value for discussion either online or IRL.

I made a post for that purpose here, and ideally it can be used not only for general discussion, but as a reference for well thought out responses in discussions about the election to save all of us some brainpower.

No shitposts please, as we’d like to highlight some comrades’ actual effort in constructing responses or analysis, but humor is 100% welcome to help make your point!

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

imagine believing polls in the year of our LORD two thousand twenty-four

Death to America

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

I see either outcome as divine punishment for the US so I really don't care at the end of the day.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (4 children)

The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

trying VERY hard to remember that election night in 2020 had bad vibes for a long time, we forgot afterwards because good things did eventually happen but it sucked for so many hours at the beginning

https://subium.com/profile/youngvulgarian.bsky.social/post/3laamtmpodg2j

To be clear - I'm not saying there's a 100% chance Trump will win. The Needle only says - bad vibes - 88%.

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[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Trump just did the double fist jerk dance on the podium lmao. This guy joker-amerikkklap

[–] Ivysaur@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This website is going to suck so much ass for the next few weeks

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[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

I just thought of something terrifying. Not only do we have trump as president again but we have to hear from his insufferable children for 4 years.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Where’s the “Happy Birthday to this future president?”

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This made me laugh.

Kamala Harris, a Democrat, wins Hawaii’s 4 electoral votes.

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[–] TheOtherwise@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How many total votes has stein and del la cruz gotten so far? Do we have that info?

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[–] Piment@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

SHE CAN STILL WIN SHE JUST NEEDS 40000+ ALASKANS (and all the other states) biaoqing-copium

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[–] REgon@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (5 children)

so that was a fucking lie lol

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[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Who knew that a Joe Rogan endorsement would directly cause a Trump landslide

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Libs are going to say the genocide is happening because you didn't vote hard enough for kamala. Even though the genocide has been going on for more than a year

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

another hillary just dropped isaac-pog

can't wait for her to be giving lectures on how to win elections in 2030

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Now the Fed can finally do their recession

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

NYT is predicting trump popular vote victory. How likely is that?

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[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

I want to go to a cool bar that's apparently having an election party.

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know there's been a lot of shitposting but it's worth driving home what exactly Kamala voters are willing to ignore by voting for her.
CW descriptions of genocide, no images

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Satire is dead. Satire has been tied to a 1982 Mitsubishi Gallant and pushed off the deck of a container vessel in the open ocean. Satire has attined nirvana and departed the wheel of samsara. Satire is DEAD.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Critical last-minute developments from Blue Hellsite

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[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

George Santos gets elected as the President of the US. The Brazilian Takeover of the USA begins. sicko-laser

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

im shitting adn also farting

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[–] REgon@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

The results are in...

99% PERCENT OF THE VOTE GOES TO 'LMFAO PARTY ROCK ANTHEM'

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, DONALD J. TRUMP WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WINNING THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IN A LANDSLIDE

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[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I, for one, eagerly awaiting the Drumpf economy crash. Tariffs baybeeee

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[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Hasan is live on CBC in a fucking wife beater lol

Nevermind it's radio

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