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And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
I love President Parrot. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen. I will write in President Parrot on the ballot as many times as I have to. She's electable if you vote for her.
This election would be a real Game of Thrones
im the guy with the worms in his head as an independent
I'm going to have to do a protest vote and go third-party because I don't want to participate in a race to the 
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I'm voting for Andrew WK and the "Party Party Party" Party on account of their unwavering support for vanguardism.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: