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I wonder how much King Bazinga misses the good old days where it was just Reddit computer touchers worshiping him, unchallenged. billionaire-tears

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[-] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Elon Musk could've been a liberal darling, regarded as a real life superhero for the rest of his days, but he just couldn't help himself and now he's stuck with these weirdos forever.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

100%. Musk could have just shut the fuck up and collect the money. Somehow it wasnt enough for him to be the richest guy in every room.

Heck as you said normies/mainstream media would have loved him.

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

Elon started stuttering like crazy after realizing that the next 10 trump assassins are in the audience right now

[-] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I like how the crowd started booing him once he said "if you have proof, share it on the X platform." He completely flinched and can't commit to the bit because he's an insecure dweeb. He immediately got scared of definitively agreeing with the idea that 2020 was stolen, same way JD Vance got scared a few weeks ago at the VP debate.

It's all carnival barkers the whole way down. They believe in nothing and they're selling goofy insurrection fantasies to unhinged suburban boat owner peepaws and meemaws.

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Feels good to have abandoned twitter. Took me too long.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

What's with calling him Leon? I've seen it online a few times. I'm assuming a lib came up with it because it's not funny.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

trump-moist reached a lead-in-brain threshold that resulted in him calling him Leon during a speech.

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

It was Trump a couple weeks ago.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Guess I missed that, honestly I’m happy something related to these managed to slip by me.

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Seems like the kind of thing a repost bot would do lol. bazinga is such a better name.

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