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A ghost story (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[-] s_s@lemmy.one 43 points 1 year ago

"I'm constantly haunting myself" is one description of ADHD

[-] whitewall@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Ability to Disregard Haunting Developments

[-] onlyfans@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

The ghost will eventually need some therapy

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Maybe we can go together

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

heard a door creaking last night & thought, "not my problem" lol

[-] whitewall@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I'll deal with that later

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Heck in this market I’d fight the entire poltergeist house with a smile on my face. “Oh you like being spooky?! The power of AK-47 compels you!”

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I make that motherfucker pay rent.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of an old Pete Holmes sketch about how it's impossible to know if you're being haunted in New York.

Sounds of rattling

"There goes old man Rosenthal, out for one of his kinky midnight chain walks!"

Bunch of shit flies off the walls

"Oh! Puerto Rico won again."

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Add: Cats.

Ghost downstairs frantically trying to get my attention: ruckus

Me Yelling authoritatively: What're y'all fucking with down there, better not make me get the squirt gun!

[-] Captain_Waffles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Lol, accurate. But that's so me. Anyone else found their phone in the freezer?

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I do not have ADHD (well I don't think so...) but I admit I have left it inside the fridge once. Not for long tough as I am addicted to the phone so I quickly notice it missing.

[-] Captain_Waffles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, I noticed about 20 minutes later, couldn't find it though. Or use find my phone cause it had turned off from the cold. One of my friends ended up coming over to help me look after I couldn't find it for over an hour.