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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 98 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the spider's defense, those are some bad roaches.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I blame the schools

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mates just practicing there stabbing

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've had a giant spider in my bathroom for months. Eventually, her little boyfriend moved in. They caught so many flies (I live in a barn). Sometimes, I'd walk in, and she'd have one in her mouth like a dog. I accidentally killed them diatomaceous earth recently because I was getting rid of ants. πŸ₯²

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its the charlottes web universe, with the old yeller ending.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Joybuzzer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hi, slightly off topic, but could you clear something up for me? Do you get to just leave the door open all the time? My parents seemed to be under the impression that's the only living arrangement where one could do that.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It just depends. When it was 100Β°+ for sure. But I also have a second story that's contained from the rest of the barn, so I don't have to worry about bugs or rodents TOO much. If I didn't have that separate space, I'd probably invest in an AC. The lower floor is also a cement tablet that chills overnight. Sometimes, I'll keep the doors closed until the slab warms up. It all just depends. At night, even if it's hot, I lock up. We leave the windows open on the second story with fans at that point.

[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
  • unless you live in Australia. We had to censor Peppa Pig for spreading this pro-spider propaganda. That said, there hasn't been spider or snake deaths in years, due to antivenom. Will still hurt like hell though.
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Fascinating!

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For real for real, had a horrible ant infestation, had to leave for a week, came back to a bathroom full of spiders and sucked out mummified ants. I mean they should have used some protection at their orgies but ok I guess a fuckfest after a gluttonous feeding was justified.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

spider rave noises

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 years ago

Yeah but by season 2 they're best friends.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'd love to have a talking, horse-sized spider as a friend. πŸ™

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think you're underestimating how horrifying that would be, and how you're nothing but a snack to such a creature.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I just have to stay away from their nets and everything will be fine. Also, it would probably suffocate before it could kill me

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

She must give the best hugs, 8 legs holding you tight, those mandibles wrapping around your head as she nuzzles you

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I think being an evil deity with a penchant for singing discordant melodies is a prerequisite for giant spider-friends.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

With proportional spider strength? Jesus Christmas. You'd be unstoppable

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It using the noisy pee funnel to fall asleep would even be endearing to me.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's a reference from "Spaceman" with Adam Sandler. The spider-like creature in it shows an interest in the suction system for the bathroom in the space ship.

Here's the trailer: https://youtu.be/rNZ0xKaCdus

The pee funnel is literally a funnel attached to a suction hose that you pee into to keep the urine from floating away and into the atmosphere of the spacecraft.

https://youtu.be/aCG8NPh5G5w

[–] Lurkinney@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Zoidberg has a friend!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Listen Gigantor, you can stay but respect my boundaries or I will straight up crack open this 55 gallon drum of Raid.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I bet he just won't shut up about Dogar and Kazon, too.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.